Re: presidential debate
-Obama will blame an anti-Mormon YouTube video for tonight's debate slaughter
-Quick, someone get a teleprompter! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
-It's difficult to rehearse for a debate while you're on the back nine. I need a new caddy.
-Thought I could wing it... just like I did the past 4 yrs.
-My dog ate my notes. Then I ate my dog.
-How can I be expected to frame a proper Straw-man argument when my opponent is in the same room?
-I Got 99 Reasons and as soon as they give my teleprompter back, I'll tell you.
-I was trying deliver my speech, but this guy kept contradicting me with a lot facts. Numbers too. What was that about
-The MARIJUANA here in DENVER is much more potent than me & the CHOOM GANG bargained for!
-"Its those damn job-killing ATMs fault"
-An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!