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Old 10-10-2012, 07:17 AM   #1
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Default Is Mark Sanchez Satan?

Mark Sanchezís Quarterback Rating Is 66.6 Because Of Course It Is

As prophesied by ancient scriptures and present-day Tim Tebow tweets, the mark of the beast reared its ugly head in the 666th Monday Night Football game in the form of Mark Sanchez's quarterback rating.

Sanchez was a pitiful 14 of 31 with one touchdown and two interceptions in the New York Jets' loss to the Houston Texans. The performance lowered his quarterback rating to -- wait for it -- 66.6....

On Monday morning, Tebow tweeted that he was "looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game." ...

Sanchez has thrown six touchdowns, six interceptions and is averaging 6.6 yards per attempt on the season.

Only one man (of course he may be more than that) can overcome The Beast and deliver the Jets from the lake of fire and damnation

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