Re: Dwyer or Redman
I overheard BB and Tomlin talking this morning, at Starbucks:
TOMLIN: Man, I have problems...
TOMLIN: I have to decide which one of these RBs to start.
BB: I have too many receivers, but only one ball.
TOMLIN: Dwyer had back-to-back 100 yard games, and was alternating between juking players and running over people.
BB: Sounds a lot like Heath Miller... who I love to throw to.
TOMLIN: Then, there is Droppy Mendenspin, who bursts through the hole, and then leaves everyone in his rearview mirror.
BB: Hmmm... reminds me of Mike Wallace.
TOMLIN: Then there is Redman, who jukes & spins and plows forward, when necessary, in order to get that first down yardage... and then some.
BB: Wait... are you talking about AB???
TOMLIN: Then, I have this other guy who could start for a few teams, and is just plain good.
BB: Ah.. Cotchery?
TOMLIN: Well, him too... but, I was talking about Chris Rainey.
BB: Ah... I like passing to him, as well.
BB: So... what???
TOMLIN: Which one do I start?
BB: I'll make you a deal. You tell me who to throw the ball to, and I will tell you to start at RB.
TOMLIN: Deal. You first.
BB: Uh... you first.
TOMLIN: Uh... wow... hmmm...
BB: Man, we've got problems.