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Old 11-10-2012, 11:49 PM   #22
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Default Re: Baby Ben Arrival Watch

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Originally Posted by ETL View Post
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Trust me when I say this but you probably do not want to see the ACTUAL birth. Besides the combination of amniotic fluid, blood, membranes, mucous and sometimes urine and feces , you will never ever see your wife's ... um ... "opening" be as wide as when the baby's head comes out. Trust me ... DON'T LOOK!

(Better yet, just come to the game and play football. Lets the doctors deal with above).
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