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Old 11-27-2012, 10:51 PM   #38
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Default Re: Mendenhall demoted Wallace close, too

Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
Ever since I got married and had kids, my wife likes to randomly grab my balls and remind me that they belong to her. Then she casually walks away.

Feels bad, man.
reminds me of a Sam Kinison joke:

"The best thing about marriage is that your balls are connected.

They don't come off.

'Cause if they did, your wife would take them as soon as you got married.

She'd go, You're married now.

You won't be needing them.

I'll just take care of those for you, okay?

Now, if you want them, they'll be in my purse or in the refrigerator."
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