11-28-2012, 12:25 PM
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Re: Mendenhall demoted … Wallace close, too
Originally Posted by Hawaii 5-0
reminds me of a Sam Kinison joke:
"The best thing about marriage is that your balls are connected.
They don't come off.
'Cause if they did, your wife would take them as soon as you got married.
She'd go, You're married now.
You won't be needing them.
I'll just take care of those for you, okay?
Now, if you want them, they'll be in my purse or in the refrigerator."
A classic for sure!