Originally Posted by i82much
Ok, seriously? Like Satan is a big enough goof to run into his own lineman's back and fumble the football. Nay. Satan would run the ball for a touchdown every play. Any defender that got near him would be dealt multiple lashings from his fiery whip.
Haha time to ask WWSD. I think we should sign him at QB for the next couple weeks, then see what happens to them rat turds