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Old 12-03-2012, 02:15 AM   #118
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Default Re: Ravens suck

I walked into a pawn shop looking for a cheap laptop after the Ravens choked (again) in the AFC Championship game. Behind the counter, there were 2 guys replaying the missed kick over and over. As I heard it, I walked by and said "that's a beautiful thing", to which some random huge black dude said "I'm a Ravens fan, and I have no problem hurting you." The guy would've easily wrecked me, but I just shot back "You could knock me out 50 times and you still wouldn't be in the Super Bowl." Stopped him dead in his tracks. The moral of the story is that Ravens fans are violent, but stupid. Just throw a riddle or math problem at them and watch them melt.
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