Originally Posted by Hawaii 5-0
the first thing I asked my now wife when we initially met was what her favorite football team was.
when she answered the Denver Broncos, I asked her why and she answered "because John Elway has a nice ass".
when we got married, I made her promise that she would convert to the Pittsburgh Steelers once Elway retired and she kept her word and we've been happily married ever since.
Elway? That dude is ugly and a punk. Never looked at his arse but it must be great to a woman cause he's got nothing else.