This afternoon I worked one of my "extortion hours" in the snack stand for my son's baseball league.
So I finished and I'm on my way out to my car. I see a man walking toward me. He's got on his Eagles 2004 NFC Championship tshirt. He's looking at me too with a frown on his face and averts his eyes before we pass.
I, of course, was wearing my gold shorts, black Super Bowl Champions tshirt and my leather XL Championship hat.

I was chuckling to myself all the way to the car.