Originally Posted by Killer
If he really want to save children’s lives, ban bathtubs and swimming pools.
because - it's all about the children
I agree. I'm tired of all of the deranged psychos mowing people down with swimming pools. Let's get rid of them all. And bathtubs serve no other purpose but mass murder, so far as I can tell.
Your examples are lacking a certain je ne se quoi... like maybe a connection to reality.