Originally Posted by teegre
Here was his first pep-talk to the team:
"Fellas, this isn't hard. Deep balls... or balls deep... or however you youngin's say it. Hold on hard... hold on to those balls. When it's long, make sure to hold on... hold on with both hands if you have to. As far as touchdowns go: if you go deep for long enough, they will come... and come... and come. Short... ha, ha, ha... nothing short about me. Long & deep & hard... that's the mantra. Repeat after me: long & deep & hard... long & deep & hard... long & deep & hard..."
You forgot "run with suddenness and glide while you beat off defenders."