Originally Posted by Lyn
I was in our brand new Super Wal-Mart the other day and got lost. I walked up to a lovely young woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Whoa! Been there....two years later and I STILL know better than to talk to the hot single lady across the road...