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Old 06-11-2006, 08:29 AM   #5
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Default Re: Lost In Walmart

Originally Posted by Lyn
I was in our brand new Super Wal-Mart the other day and got lost. I walked up to a lovely young woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Whoa! Been there....two years later and I STILL know better than to talk to the hot single lady across the road...
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