Originally Posted by Buddha Bus
ok, we're sending you in. Don't bathe or shave or comb for a month. Wear torn jeans and t-shirt you bury in the back yard for a week. Walk into your local store, take your time browsing then grab the t-shirt with the most prominent name on the front and pull out a balled up, damp $100 bill to pay for it. Let us know how it goes.