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Old 05-15-2013, 05:36 PM   #6
Buddha Bus
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Default Re: Fitch the Homeless

Originally Posted by Vis View Post
ok, we're sending you in. Don't bathe or shave or comb for a month. Wear torn jeans and t-shirt you bury in the back yard for a week. Walk into your local store, take your time browsing then grab the t-shirt with the most prominent name on the front and pull out a balled up, damp $100 bill to pay for it. Let us know how it goes.

No way! I'd never wear that trendy, herd following bullshit. Besides, I'm a fat dude and an A&B t-shirt would look like an undersized toddler's shirt on me. But I have to admit, walking into an A&B store and looking like that mental picture would be funny as shit.

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.
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