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Old 06-16-2006, 05:29 AM   #1
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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle along the way and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy, daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I
am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of
the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women
in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed
genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health

God is good.
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