06-16-2006, 05:19 AM
Join Date: May 2006
Member Number: 2363
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Re: Redneck 911 Call
Originally Posted by Ohio Steeler
A couple of Bengals are out "Night shopping"
when one of them falls to the ground.
A.J doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other Bengal starts to panic, then
whips out his stolen cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
Chris Henry comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
it seems more realistic.