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Old 06-16-2006, 05:19 AM   #2
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Default Re: Redneck 911 Call

Originally Posted by Ohio Steeler
A couple of Bengals are out "Night shopping"
when one of them falls to the ground.
A.J doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other Bengal starts to panic, then
whips out his stolen cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

Chris Henry comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

awww...NOW it seems more realistic.
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