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Old 08-14-2013, 12:37 PM   #29
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Default Re: Tom Brady's Diary

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Dear diary,

Giselle had her way with me last night, I think she hyper extended my sphincter.
Dear diary,

It's been REALLY hard trying to figure out what to get Gisele for XMas this year. What do you get the woman who makes more and has prettier hair than you? I've been trying to pay extra-close attention to any hints she drops, but it's tough.

Lately she's been talking a lot about how much she likes coffee. I'll go out looking for this 'swiss mocha' brand tonight. And I think she might want someone to 'pimp her ride' because she keeps talking about 'rim jobs'.

This is really tough. I can't just give her more 'IOU love' coupons and there's no way I'm doing that thing she wants with Tebow.

Maybe I will just cave in and buy her that 'pearl necklace' she's been asking for...
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