Blonde going to London
There was a blonde who purchased a ticket for a seat in economy class that was on her way to London.
She then has her ticket scanned and she gets on the plane and finds that there is an open seat in First Class. So she goes back to her seat in economy class gathers her belongings and moves to the open seat in first class.
A flight stewardess comes to her and says, "I'm sorry I am afraid I am going to have to ask you to take your seat." The blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm Stubborn, and I'm going to London"
Next the Flight attendant comes to her and says, "Mam, I am afraid going to have to ask you to take your seat. The blonde says, "I'm blonde, I'm Stubborn, and I'm going to London"
The Flight attendant and stewardess go to the captain and explain the situation. The Captain comes back and whispers in the blonde's ear and the blonde goes back to her seat in economy class. Then the Flight attendant and stewardess ask how did he do it.
The Captain says," I told her first class isn't going to London."
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