There was a little boy whose parents were getting a divorce. He had to testify in court and while he was on the stand, the judge asked him who he wanted to live with.
The little boy answered, "I don't know." The judge was confused and asked, "Well, what about your dad?" The little boy said, "No, he beats me."
The judge then said, "Well how about your mother?" "No, she beats me too," replies the little boy.
The judge is confused and looks at the boy and again he asks, "So, who do you want to live with?"
The little boy looks the judge in the eye and says, "I want to live with the Browns because they don't beat anyone."