Two boys are playing football in a Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.
A Post Gazette reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Steelers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Steelers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Pennsylvania, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.
"Little Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not an Eagles fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in Pennsylvania was either for the Steelers or the Eagles. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Browns fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Juvenile Cleveland Fan Brutally Kills Beloved Family Pet."