Re: Yo Mamma Jokes
my favorite: your mommas bush is so thick Moses couldnt part it.
your mommas so fat the whales take up charity to save HER. they even have bumper stickers on their fins that say "save yo' momma"
you momma is so fat she needs to wear an asteroid belt to hold her pants up
your momma is so fat she eats a tomahawk missle like a hotdog and then lets out a loud belch when it explodes.
you mommas so fat she eats a giant bowl of donuts for breakfast but thinks theyre cheerios
your mommas so fat she uses a sheep for a tampon
shes so fat she thinks a watermellon is a tic tac