Evening Classes For Men & Women
STARTING THIS MONTH NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN - ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2: Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? Round-table discussion.
Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 5: Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 7: Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 8: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 10: Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.
Topic 11: How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12: How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
CLASSES FOR WOMEN!
Women think they already know everything, but wait ... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
Topic 2: The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Topic 3: Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Topic 4: Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Topic 5: Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Topic 6: Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Topic 7: Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
Topic 8: Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Topic 9: Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Topic 10: Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Topic 11: Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Topic 12: Introduction to Parking *heh-heh-heh*
Topic 13: Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
Topic 14: Water Retention: Fact or Fat
Topic 15: Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
Topic 16: Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Topic 17: Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Topic 18: Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
Topic 19: PMS: Your Problem ... Not His
Topic 20: Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
Topic 21: Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
Topic 22: Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
Topic 23: Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
Topic 24: Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
Topic 25: TV Remotes: For Men Only