Originally Posted by HometownGal
You know, 3 to be 4, you missed your calling. I'm sure there is an opening somewhere in a local Chinese restaurant for you.
Chinee are cheap, but they love you loooooong time.
i have had my run-ins with chinese restaurants
Tiki Port, Hyannis,Ma. "Can i order a drink?" "We velly busy. You order at the bar!!"
(at the bar) "Id like to order some drinks for my table" You sit down order at your table!!!"
Franklin,Ma. strip mall chink restaurant "excuse me, the menu says you get 4 chicken wings, why are there only six?" "ohh thats because its six, then you cut them, it become 4!"
Leominster,Ma chink restaurant while ordering takeout "do you deliver to Maple Ave?"
"maybe" "well , do you?" "maybe" "ok, thanks"
London's Chinatown, 1998, at a buffet "may i have a clean plate" "you already got plate!!!" "yes, but ive already filled it with different dishes and it has those sauces and id like to try differnet things" "you scape it out in the barrel!!!!!"