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Old 07-09-2006, 11:15 PM   #1
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Default A Cowboy Walks Into A Bar A Few Miles West Of Brokeback Mountain..........


A cowboy walks into a bar a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain, and, after two steps inside he realizes it's a gay bar.

"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a
drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
"What's the name of your 'willy'?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All
I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for
instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.'
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies."

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells
him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is
sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The
thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly
replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on
tickin!'"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on
his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita
and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because "'Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY,
'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his manhood.

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
name of my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but
with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"


The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN




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