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Old 02-18-2014, 06:38 PM   #14
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Default Re: Antonio Brown on NFL Live on ESPN

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Originally Posted by NSMaster56 View Post
Analyst #1: Look, pczach, let me tell you something, alright?!

You can't win in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE without a passing attack. YOU JUST CAN'T!!!

If I'm Ben Roethlisberger and I take a look around the league, what do I see? I see Drew Brees with a loaded offense in New Orleans. I see Peyton Manning setting records in Denver. I see Joe Flacco throwing his team to a Super Bowl and Tom Brady lighting up the scoreboard every week. Then I look at the Pittsburgh Steelers... a "smash mouth" football team, run the ball first is what they do best. If I'm Ben and I see that I say, 'I just can't do it on my own'.

What do you think?

Analyst #2: Peyton Manning, Tom Brady?!

Analyst #3: Peyton Manning, Tom Brady?!

Analyst #1: PEYTON MANNING---TOM BRADY!!!

Analyst #2: PEYTON MANNING, TOM BRADY!

Analyst #3: PEYTON MANNING, TOM BRADY!

All: PEYTON MANNING, TOM BRADY!!!

Analyst #1: Well, I'm glad we settled that guys. Coming up, PEYTON MANNING, TOM BRADY!
Look, we know they're the best quarterbacks precisely because all the analysts say so. That's why they keep winning all the Super Bowls......right?

They have officially become a bunch of parrots spewing out exactly what the league wants people to hear.
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