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Old 02-20-2014, 11:19 AM   #185
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Default Re: The Polar Vortex returns next week

Originally Posted by tony hipchest View Post

new mexico is perfect as long as there is no lightning under dry conditions + wind = forest fires = roasted Smokey Bear.
I guess that is why it allows folks to take their time to enjoy the finer things in life

Is sex a marathon or a sprint?

Georgians seem to be short track specialists according to a new compilation of copulation chronology, which suggests the average roll in the hay here takes a mere 2 minutes and 7 seconds

Slowest 5 sex times:

New Mexico – (7:01)
West Virginia – (5:38)
Idaho – (5:11)
South Carolina – (4:48)
Missouri – (4:22)

Quickest 5 sex times:

Alaska – (1:21)
South Dakota – (1:30)
Vermont – (1:48)
Montana – (2:03)
Georgia – (2:07)

I guess you need to move quickly in Alaska before you freeze or are eaten by a bear

Rankings for all 50 States + District of Columbia here
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