Originally Posted by Buddha Bus
If he has to sit, you must acquit.
i tried this defense to get out of a speeding ticket. it didn't work.
cop - "sir i pulled you over for doing 46 in a 35"
me - " i was doing the same speed as the cars in front of me, why didn't you stop them ?"
cop - " license and registration please"
me - "fucking pig" (when he went back to his car)
...i told his ass