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Old 03-19-2014, 03:51 PM   #12
Buddha Bus
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Default Re: From the "No Sh!t Sherlock" files

Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets View Post
i tried this defense to get out of a speeding ticket. it didn't work.

cop - "sir i pulled you over for doing 46 in a 35"
me - " i was doing the same speed as the cars in front of me, why didn't you stop them ?"
cop - " license and registration please"
me - "fucking pig" (when he went back to his car) ...i told his ass


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