Re: From the "No Sh!t Sherlock" files
Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets
i tried this defense to get out of a speeding ticket. it didn't work.
cop - "sir i pulled you over for doing 46 in a 35"
me - " i was doing the same speed as the cars in front of me, why didn't you stop them ?"
cop - " license and registration please"
me - "fucking pig" (when he went back to his car)
...i told his ass
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.