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Old 03-19-2014, 10:16 PM   #13
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Default Re: From the "No Sh!t Sherlock" files

Originally Posted by MasterOfPuppets View Post
you would make a great defense attorney..

" ladies and gentlemen of the jury , keep in mind all the people that have committed armed robbery that weren't caught and didn't go to jail. is my client guilty ? well hell yeah he is. his only mistake was getting caught. i ask you ladies and gentlemen.... is it really fair and just to punish him just because he got caught ? if you can't punish them all than none should be punished. "
I've had people tell me that I'd be a great defense attorney.

I'd like to think that's because I make cogent and factual arguments or that I tug at people's heartstrings and force them to look inward and search for the truth.

But in reality, I think it has more to do with the fact that I can sometimes be such a long-winded pain in the ass that judges and juries would rather just let me win so I'd shut up and leave the courtroom.

(always play to your strength!)

But thanks for the thought!
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