A Public Service Announcement For The Guys
FOR THOSE WHO HAVE EVER HEARD THE HEADACHE ANSWER,
HERE IS A TACTIC YOU MAY WANT TO TRY.
A guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. She starts to choke, but recovers and asks "What did you put in my mouth?" He says, "Two aspirin."
She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear".