WHAT DOES YOUR DADDY DO?
Little Kevin was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up:fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. Kevin was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good,
he'll go out in the alley with some guy and make love with him for
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring and took little Kevin aside
to ask him, "Is that really true about you father?"
"No," said Kevin, "He plays for the Bengals, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the other kids."