Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
If a fig pluckers mate only plucks figs when the fig pluckers late, then what does the fig pluckers mate do with the plucked figs when the fig pluckers not late?
If old Mrs Ruttercutters got a rough cut punt, not a punt cut rough, but a rough cut punt, with a hole in the middle and a flag at the front, then what's the difference between a punt cut rough and a rough cut punt?
Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It is the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. -Terry Pratchett.