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Old 07-28-2006, 09:44 AM   #1
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Subject: Goodbye Mom

A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady
following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept
staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to
him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you
look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay."

The little old lady continued with "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her
way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The
little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's
day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

How come so much? I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for
her things, too."

DO NOT TRUST LITTLE OLD LADIES
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