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Old 05-06-2014, 03:47 PM   #59
Buddha Bus
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Default Re: Tom Brady's Diary

Dear Diary,

Even though I am trying as hard as I can to drop hints to Gisele about my true sexual orientation, she just doesn't seem to be picking up what I'm laying down. Honestly, I don't know how much more obvious to make it. I mean, is she brain dead or blind? Short of running around with Michael Sam's dick in my mouth in front of her, I'm not sure how much more I can do to let her down easily.

Hmmmmm...... that has me thinking. The draft is this week. Hey Billy!!!!!


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