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Old 07-31-2006, 07:52 AM   #1
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,
he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly
have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how
he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply
mail him a post card, and write "spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange
for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it " he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

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