A Perfect Day (Adult)
Perfect Day For Her
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 kgs less than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants ; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangiani bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at health club with sexy, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, make-up application, shampoo, condition, blow wave.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor caf?
12:45 Catch sight of partners ex and notice she has gained 17 kgs.
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist ; card is from a secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk ; says he rarely gets to work out on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, compliments received from other diners/dancers
10:00 Hot shower - alone.
10:50 Carried to bed, freshly ironed, crisp, white linen.
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
Perfect Day For Him
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit whilst reading the sports section.
7:00 Breakfast - Steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by buxom wench who bends over alot showing her growler.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport.
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet.
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blowjob en route).
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par).
11:45 Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12:30 Play back nine (4 under par)
2.15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all female crew, all nude who bend over alot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) - on light tackle.
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower, and shave.
7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackosn assassinated.
7:30 Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by icecream served on a big pair of tits.
9:00 Napolean brandy and Habanos cigars in front of a wall-sized TV as you watch the big game.
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies.
11:00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing beer.
11:30 Night-cap blowjob
11:45 In bed alone.
11:50 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep.