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Old 08-10-2006, 10:20 PM   #1
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Default GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

-No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
-When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
-If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
-Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
-You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
-Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
-Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
-Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
-School lunches stick to the wall.
-You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
-Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
-The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
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