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Old 08-11-2006, 10:48 PM   #1
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A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of the
evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks
the lady of the evening, "How much?" Lady of the evening replies, "It starts

at $500 for manual manipulation." Guy says, "$500 dollars! For manual
manipulation! No manual manipulation is worth that kind of money!" The lady
of the evening says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you

see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you

see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the lady of the evening,
smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give manual
manipulation that's worth $500." Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a
try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting
on the bed realizing that he just experienced the best manual manipulation
of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose

oral manipulation is $1,000?" The lady of the evening replies, "$1,500."
$1,500? No oral manipulation could be worth that". The lady of the evening
replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just

across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give
oral manipulation that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in
the afterglow of that terrific manual manipulation, says, "Sign me up." Ten
minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't
believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip
into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the lady of the evening, "How much for conventional coupling?" The
lady of the evening says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the
whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,
gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own
the whole city?" "No," the lady of the evening replies, "but I would if I
were a female."
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