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Old 07-27-2005, 08:45 PM   #1
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Smile Apartment for rent....LOL!

Apartment for rent.........


A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with
her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does
not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check
and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a
check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
rented the apartment, I was under the impression that; 1) it had never
been occupied, 2) that there was plenty of heat, and 3) that it was
small enough to make me feel cozy and at ho me.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for
$250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment
to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of
it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment
is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to
fill it, please don't blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
landlady.
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