A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made the "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls. The boss told her to report for work on Monday and explained that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes. Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up.
The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts to the crotch of the Elmos.
The boss could hardly contain himself and barked at the woman, "Lady, I said to give each Elmo 'two test tickles!'"