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Old 08-28-2006, 12:18 AM   #1
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Default Taking a test

Two Bengal players were taking an exam. If they failed, they would not be allowed to play in the game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a f---."
Chad was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure Coach Lewis wasn't watching, he tapped Carson on the shoulder. "Pssst! Hey Carson, what's the answer to the last question?"
Carson laughed then he turned to Chad. "Chad, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Chad, "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Reaching to tap Carson's shoulder again, he whispered, "Carson, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Chad. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
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