A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F".
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T".
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F" more slowly.
He again answered, 'S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said
as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F".
The man smiled back at her and said once again, "S-H-I-T".
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F" means "Thank Goodness It's Friday." "Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "S-H-I-T" means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday".