A 6 year-old and 4 year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year-old. "I think it's about time we
The 4 Year-olds nods his head in approval.
The 6 year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass.'
The 4 year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year-old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot
pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room
and shouts, " You will stay in there until I let you out."
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year-old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be