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Old 09-19-2006, 09:48 PM   #1
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Default Garden of Eden...

>First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
>Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
>After casting about for a suitable pearl,
>He kept messing around and created a girl.
>Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
>Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
>Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
>And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
>Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
>Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
>Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
>And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
>Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
>And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
>'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
>Then he added a mouth.
>Ruined the whole damn thing.

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