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Originally Posted by stillers4me View Post

The Scarecrow:
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

The TinMan:
When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows ...
and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
How sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
and I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.

The Bengals:

Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy,
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a tiger not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion,
A fate I don't deserve.
I'd be brave as a blizzard....
I'd be gentle as a lizard....
I'd be clever as a gizzard....
If the Wizard is a Wizard who will serve. .......then the Bengals wouldn't suck..........

Then I'm sure to get a:

Scarecrow: a brain
TinMan: a heart
Dorothy: a home
Bengals: a Lombardi

You know that Im not lying
Their fans are always crying
and the jealousy will start
Perhaps you could be winning
If your Thiefs would quit their sinning
and you only had a heart

There is no silver lining
for a team thats always whining
so this wisdom I'll impart
You know it would be ducky
if your fans werent quite so sucky
and you only had a heart

I'm dodgin and a-duckin'
from a team thats always suckin',
each move a work of art
its wind that you are grabbing
just like the cops are nabbing
all your crooks without a heart.

This message I"m a sendin'
Carsons knee it was a bendin'
Your season wheeled out on a cart
Your lineman Im a-knocking
they pushed me there when a-blocking
and the team, it lost its heart

At Detroit, Holmgren said "ouch"
The Bengals saw it from their own couch
When the Steelers played their part
When your talented and hardy,
you win the team one more Lombardi
When you really have a heart.

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