Need Gas? LOL!
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
would have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the
station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she
could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to
see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and
spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and
carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas
into her tank two men watched from across the street. One of them turned
to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.''
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