Re: Michigan @ Ohio State
Here's a pretty funny joke travelling around in cyberspace.
A stockbroker, on his way home from work in Columbus, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems much worse than usual."
He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what seems to be the hold up?"
The officer replies,"Michigan head coach, Lloyd Carr is depressed so he stopped the team bus and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He is tired of losing to Ohio State, says Michigan has cut back on his recruiting budget making it difficult for him to sign quality players." We're taking up a collection for him.
The stockbroker asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The police officer replies, "About 75 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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