Not a message board post, either...was in an actual column.
"Ravens at Titans:
Injured Kyle Boller is out at quarterback for the Ravens; Anthony Wright is in. That means that passes will now sail five yards over receivers' heads instead of seven. Cut now to Ray Lewis, rallying his troops with an interpretive dance, then getting blown four yards off the ball by a 195-pound fullback on third-and-1."
This is just comedy gold...