Re: Jared Lorenzen's freakish weight
I say move him to Offensive line -- example of what you could do: on tackle eligible plays - he fakes like he's going to pass block - they lateral to him and then he throws it down field - the possiblities are endless for this tub of lard!!!
Fat man in a little coat is an appropriate song seeing his uniform was probably fitted fro him last year when he was still at a "skinny" 285 lbs if I were his agent, I would approach Michael Vick's org. to do some commercials together...
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Last edited by sumo; 01-08-2007 at 07:00 PM.